L.R. Davies!

I think I want a chinchilla.

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
TO

ME! ...and Luke.

Birthday party today at my flat! Bring drinks! There will be Leia-made cake and deliciouses. 8pm, sharp!

I got a CAT for Christmas. From my dad. Her name is Yuna. She was really adorable until she piddled on my Christmas tree.

Poor Christmas tree didn't smell the same so I tossed it out a little while later. But other than that -- Christmas was GREAT and so was NEW YEARS. I tried something called a JAGER BOMB and it was really disgusting.

I have to work on a few articles for the paper, due by Friday, so I leave you all with a picture of Yuna.

( Yuna, the cat )

I have my own FLAT finally!

I need a CHRISTMAS TREE!

I know something about someone and I kind of want to tell. [added in later]:
Ada C. & Nathaniel O. 4ever.

In the midst of writing, I do plenty of thinking.

Priority #1: Move to Wales.

It was pretty much the best place I've ever been, which isn't saying a whole lot, but still! Lovely! Must learn more of the language. Welsh men are extremely lovely too! I met one there and he talked to me. We had coffee together. I should visit him again some day.

IMPORTANT, AWESOME NEWS:

Witch Weekly is looking at my resume and will most likely be hiring me FULL TIME. Hurray! I want my own flat and I think a MOTORCYCLE (wouldn't that just be cool?)!

In news that is below awesome levels, werewolves though? That is crap. I heard a girl was hurt, so I send my condolences.

I'm out for now!

I smell

something fishy.

and it isn't edible.

Dearly Beloved,

We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Leia's vintage Playstation. She bought it about five year ago from some poor sod who'd been holding onto it for a very, very long time. It had been in poor health for quite some time and finally ceased to work today at around 5 o'clock this evening.

I will miss you, Mr. Playstation. You were very awesome and allowed me to play amazingly pixelated games. I will never forget the blocky hand that once belonged to Cloud Strife.

R.I.P.



On a slightly more cheerful note -- I'm writing a few short pieces regarding the election for a few wizarding magazines. It's been rather fun. I just got home from being out all day, interviewing people and what not... and then my poor little machine died.......

I've heard about the forests, that's one hell of an idea. I wish I'd thought of it!

AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE WISHING MY DARLING BABY SISTER LOURDES A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE SHE'S AWESOME AND SHE'S MY SISTER.

GOOD LUCK ON THE EXAMS.

Thank Merlin I don't have to do them.

Don't freak out too much now!

It was Colonel Mustard
In the Ballroom
With the wrench


Damn it, Mustard, you sneaky little man you.

The real question of the Hogwarts fire is... "WHO DUN IT?"

As many of you know, the Forbidden Forest was unfortunately damaged by a fire. The Fire Patrol has a done a fabulous job gaining control of the forest fire. Let us all take this moment to hope that none of the amazing magical creatures that reside there were injured.

I know a lot of you are thinking the same question as I am. What or whom is the culprit?

Was it an arson, as several students mentioned? Was it merely a Unicorn knocking over a lantern? Or was it the hand of Merlin coming down upon us all and smiting us for taking advantage of all our magical forests?

Only time will tell.

After my last news, it seems so lame to write about something normal.

Boo.

I went out on Battle Day to a few of the random ceremonies and what nots. Someone was passing out free pints in front of one shop in Diagon Alley. I had one, it tasted a little off, but I didn't die or anything so I think it was just fine. A couple people gave little speeches about those who died and what not. It really was heartwarming.

I wrote a little story on it and sent it to the Prophet. I think they're going to publish it, too.

I'm out, I think I'm sneaking off into the muggle town... I really want a Dr. Pepper and a burger.

It looks like one of Hogwarts' own... has a dark and dirty secret! Due
to boredom, I was reduced to looking around a few of those
social websites; facebook. I was looking at a few names of
people around the area I live in... and low and behold! -- I found
THIS! 



Yes, ladies and gentlemen... that IS Corrie Pye and a Muggle boy.
Feeling curious as well as extremely shocked, I sent the young man a
message and WOW-- let me tell you, his reply was intense.

Apparently, the rendezvous with said Muggle happened at a Club -- a
dancing facility where many scantily clad women and horny men like to
pick up one night stands by drinking heavily and dancing provocatively
(at least, that's what I was told). It appears that Corrie and a
friend (Muggle boy did not say whom said friend was, unfortunately)
arrived with a mission. Corrie was looking for a boy to shack up with
and wanted this young man to be "it". The Muggle boy told me that
Corrie Pye was pretty much, "begging for it" and "was ready to do him,
like, right then and there, man!" Yes, those are direct quotes from
the boy in question.

He says Corrie and him were getting on just fine, and he was quite
interested in taking the girl home with her -- until Corrie's unknown
friend came up and attacked him... WITH A BOTTLE! ACROSS THE HEAD!
Now, was this out of jealousy? Protection over Corrie? Perhaps,
because friend has a secret soft spot for Corrie? The answers to these
questions are, sadly, unknown.

Needless to say, the Muggle police were called and little miss Corrie
and friend were put into handcuffs and taken into police custody.

Not much else is known about the case, the Muggle boy claims to never
have spoken to Corrie or her friend again. "If I saw them again, I'd
totally ask 'WTF?'", says the Muggle boy. As of right now, it is
unknown what exactly this 'WTF' is -- but it sure sounds naughty!

What a story, what a story! Who knew that little Miss Pye had this
dirty little secret? And, just who is the friend in question?

More will be revealed in due time.

My favourite part about the Hols was getting the family reunited. Lourdes and Benny come home and it's all good and fun.
But now, I'm bored, like... really bored.

So, I've taken to looking up strange things on the Internet.

I have discovered this amazing thing called fanart. Bloody hell, I love it! So many neat drawings...
I can't stop looking at it.
Even the half-nude ones!